Man. I just went to the movies with my little bro and saw Jurassic World. Now…let me just say that I have never seen the original Jurassic Park (Let me proceed to my cone of shame)…
Now I’m going to be honest. I really actually had no idea what this movie was going to be about. All I knew was Chris Pratt + Dinosaurs. And I love Chris Pratt…so it seemed like a fun Friday night bro-sister date to go watch it. You know, a good-hearted movie. Obviously going to be funny because of Chris. And dinosaurs won’t scare me. They’re dinosaurs, for goodness sakes. But, alas, that’s not really what this movie is about. So if you want a good-hearted, comedy…this isn’t your movie.
Basically, the entire movie I was sitting there like this:
And, of course, it’s Chris Pratt, so there were some laughs so there were times I was like this:
But then we’d be back in the moment and my laughs would quickly turn to shock and nervousness once again:
And if I had been drinking a slushie, this would have happened to my brother:
But it was also emotional. There was even a time I teared up a little bit:
But let’s be honest, most of the time I was like this guy:
Because dinosaurs are freaking scary.
So, go watch Jurassic World. Because it was awesome. And terrifying. But awesome.